Okay, this got my attention.
Gentle Giant is proud to bring you the latest addition to their line of popular life-sized monuments with the life-sized Kenner-inspired Darth Vader Monument! Digitally scanned from an authentic mint-condition 3 3/4-inch action figure and reproduced to a staggering 6-feet tall, this fully-articulated monument action figure also includes an authentic extending lightsaber and re-scaled vinyl cape! A stunning centerpiece for any true collector’s display, this limited edition hand-painted monument includes a matching certificate of authenticity.
This figure comes with an authentic extending lightsaber and re-scaled cape! Of course, to be truly authentic, they should have added chew marks to the end of the lightsaber.
You can preorder this big guy now but he won’t ship until April of 2015. I want one.