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April 12, 2013 By 14 Comments

Wonder Twin Powers, Deactivate! (Please!)

This week, the League has been asked to recall a pop culture property that they hated as a kid. Honestly, my adolescent self was pretty easy to please, and I had a tough time coming up with anything–but then it hit me like a bucketful of ice cold water spit out by an anteater…

wonder twins

The Wonder Twins.

I loved to watch my favorite super heroes combine forces to fight nefarius villains. Super Friends was a Saturday morning staple, but for whatever reason, the Wonder Twins seemed to get a lot more air time than anyone else, or at least that’s how I remember it.

Two people/aliens who have no powers, unless they give each other a fist bump, along with a blue monkey named Gleek, and his unusually long tail. Usually, two super heroes fighting as a team is pretty cool, but not this duo. Zan could turn into water, and Jayna could transform into an animal. On paper, that might sound pretty good, but it never approached the level of awesome that it might have. No, in the cartoon, there were lots of buckets of water being sloshed around by eagles and such.

This parody video pretty much sums it up…

A gopher moat!

Sean Hewlett is a much better writer than me, and has an excellent Wonder Twins “tribute” over on McSweeney’s:

THE PERSONAL JOURNAL OF ZAN, THE MALE HALF OF THE WONDER TWINS. 

The more I think about it, the more I believe that my biggest problem with the Wonder Twins might have been their little blue sidekick, Gleek. It had to be the comedy relief that grated on my nerves so much. Super heroes wee serious business to me as a kid, and characters like Gleek just cheapened the whole thing. Some similar characters who made the Hulk rage come on were Snarf, Scrappy Doo, Orko, and Jar Jar. Don’t try to defend them.

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  1. kngfu says

    April 12, 2013 at 1:12 pm

    They were Wendy, Marvin, and Wonder Dog 2.0

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    • Brian says

      April 12, 2013 at 1:16 pm

      dingdingding!

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  2. Stacey Rader says

    April 12, 2013 at 1:15 pm

    Scrappy! I should’ve written about him. I’d forgotten how much I hate him until I read this.

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    • Brian says

      April 12, 2013 at 1:18 pm

      Todd covered Scrappy Doo in detail here: http://neatocoolville.blogspot.com/2013/04/sorry-scrappy-doo-but-i-think-i-hate-you.html

      Reply
  3. Dex (@Dex1138) says

    April 12, 2013 at 7:01 pm

    Blip would beat the snot out of Gleek.

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    • Big J says

      April 15, 2013 at 5:37 pm

      True dat!

      Reply
  4. kal says

    April 12, 2013 at 8:37 pm

    Now that is the battle I want to see – The Wonder Twins versus the Jan and Jace from Space Ghost. And of course the monkeys will have to fight to the death.

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  5. demoncat4 says

    April 14, 2013 at 12:35 pm

    nice glad to finaly see i am not the only one who hated the wonder twins for thought not only were their powers wasted and had potential but gleek mostly looked like a deranged animated comic relief nightmare. but mostly the wonder twins were one of the stupidest characters added to dc

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  6. Miss M says

    April 14, 2013 at 4:12 pm

    Gleek had like the worst name ever. Just a grody name. And I agree, I was never really big on the Wonder Twins. They look cool, but they were just not for me.

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  7. big j says

    April 15, 2013 at 12:53 am

    I loved the justice league episode though where they revised all the lame as hell Superfriends fodder the wonder were renamed, Shifter, and Downpour. Still got their butts handed to them by Aquaman- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWuFjWNMrc4

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    • Brian says

      April 15, 2013 at 9:01 am

      Ha!

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  8. John (Batcave Toy Room) says

    April 15, 2013 at 1:23 am

    I almost went with this myself. Orginally, Jayna was going to be able to morph into anything and Zan was going to have abilities similar to Plastic Man, but the producers felt they would either be as powerful as the rest of the Super Friends if not more so. Ultinately they might have been more interesting characters. Some producers need to be de-activated as well.

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  9. Jon says

    April 15, 2013 at 9:23 am

    Has anyone watched a Super Friends episode with Wendy and Marvin lately? Wendy pretty much took care of every conflict the Friends had. Go Wendy!

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  10. Newt says

    April 19, 2013 at 7:29 am

    I loved Scrappy-Doo… Just saying.

    Reply

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