McDonalds recalled all those “Shrek Forever After 3D” drinking glasses due to the fact that they contain high levels of cadmium, which can cause “adverse health effects” according to the Consumer Product Safety Commission. Translation: your kids will die a slow and horrible death if they drink from that Donkey glass all day, every day, for the rest of their childhood.
I’m sure that the glasses we drank from as kids were filled with cadmium, lead, cyanide and all sorts of low grade radiation but we made it through just fine. Suck it up junior, a little cadmium won’t hurt. (I kid.)