I’m sure most of the following characters have fairly dubious ranks and might not be allowed free access to our nation’s military institutes, but wouldn’t it be fun if they did? Help me add to the list. Who did I miss?
Captains:
- Captain America
- Cap’n Crunch
- Captains Kirk, Picard, Archer, and Janeway
- Captain Han Solo
- Captain Marvel
- Captain Action
- Captain Nemo
- Captain Ahab
- Captain Jack Sparrow
- Captain Hook
- Captain Lou Albano
- Captain Caveman
- Captain Planet
- Captain and Tennille
- Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce and B.J. Honeycutt
- Captain Kangaroo
- Captain Underpants
Sergeants:
- Sgt. Slaughter
- Sgt, Hartman
- Sgt. Pepper
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker
- Sgts. Riggs and Murtaugh
- Sgt. Joe Friday
- Sgt. Rock
Majors:
- Maj. Houlihan
- Maj. Matt Mason
- Majs. Nelson and Heally
Colonels:
- Col.Sherman T. Potter
- Col. Steve Austin
Generals:
- General Grievous
- General Nick Fury
- General Zod
- General Traag
- General Flagg
- The General Lee
So that’s the list I came up with off the top of my head. I’m sure I missed some obvious ones, so let me know who I left off by commenting below.
How about any of the GI Joe characters? And didn’t Spock have a rank?
In the 70?s, we had Captain Noah.. but I think he was a regional kid’s tv show host. Philly area..
Colonel Troutman
Master Chief (Halo)
Colonel Sanders
Captain Morgan
Admiral Ackbar
Major Tom
Private Pyle
Private Benjamin
Major Major Major Major
Sergeant Savage
Major Alan “Dutch” Schaefer (Predator)
Major General Franklin Kirby
Lt. Aldo Raine
I can’t believe I left off Private Benjamin and Colonel Sanders. Thanks, Chris!
How about Captain Power. And although he’s a minor character in Spaceballs, how about Major A**hole.
Ha! A true classic.
Captain Atom and Major Disaster.