“Things Happen When You Wear Eleganza.” Yeah, things happen. Girls laugh at you, and you get beat up repeatedly. These would be freaking sweet as a cosplay costume, but come on, did we really wear these in the 70’s?
“Move out in Eleganza suits and watch the action! Heads turn to look at you. Girls move your way… Wherever you want to be, you’re on your way … in Eleganza!” Damn, that’s some fine poetry, and all for just $34.95. Consider me sold!
Eleganza is only available by mail, and the street address is 2462 Manley Street. That is just too smooth.
(I found this vintage advertisement in a 1973 Hit Parader and thought it was too good to keep to myself)
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