All Hail Satin

I was surfing around eBay over the weekend, looking for nothing in particular, but while scrolling through some King Kong items, I found this this listing and it made me chuckle:

THIS IS A 2002 KING KONG BATHING APE SIGNED POSTER FROM ERIK BRUNETTI OWNER AND CREATOR OF FUCT SKATEBOARDS AND CLOTHING  I HAD HIM SIGN THIS FOR ME IN PERFECT CONDITION. I NEED TO SELL OFF MY COLLECTION TO PAY RENT AND HOOKERS THANX AND HAIL SATIN

He had me at the “pay rent and hookers,” but then the true comedy joy came.

(If you want to hail satin, you can see the poster here.)